Spooky Activity

“Spooky activity” is faster than the speed of light. It defies Einstein! It could be the end of the Recession—fast!

Spooky activity is a nuclear physics term to describe behavior of “twin” protons that orient instantly opposite each other at a distance. So if you turn one proton up, the other one turns down faster than the speed of c. Wow, gee. Here on earth where non-brilliant geniuses live, the immediate application is in secured data transfers, such as used by banks and financial institutions, encrypting and decoding.

I’m guessing a large percentage of us have bank accounts, so this applies.

Such transfers today use a combination lock of ever rotating strings of binary code, you know, ones and zeros. However, because spooky activity is not confined to the speed of light as through fiber optic cables, you could lose money out of your account faster than you even knew it was in there. A stimulus package could be distributed and used up that much more instantly.

Einstein gave us the equation: E = mc2, where the Economy = money multiplied by c (for the speed of light) squared.

However, if we replace “c” with spooky activity, then we can accelerate our financial recovery thus:

Economy = money X spooky activity squared

Or we could speed up thermo-nuclear pandemic fiscal disaster.

Boo!