I Hate Crayons

I love felt-tip markers because you can throw them away. Come across a single marker, separated from the herd of its eight-pack, and you can assume it’s dried up—chuck it. Any marker of ambiguous age you simply toss without question. CRAYONS ARE FOREVER. I hate crayons. They never die, and they never get used up! Crayon marks are near impossible to remove from upholstery and walls, and mildly challenging on window glass and auto paint. I have enough crayons to start childcare for a small country. Anybody want to color?