Thursday, March 5, 2009

Winter

The things I can say in favor of cold weather include one, there’s no better time to feed kids something different. They’re hungry; they’ll eat anything. Two, good hair days, when the air is dry and my hair does what my stylist intended. In winter, I don’t look like I come from the tribe who doesn’t care how they look. And three, I don’t have to wear a heavy coat to survive air conditioning.

Beyond those three things, I find no use whatsoever for winter. If you want winter, move to Maine; otherwise, leave cold weather out of Florida. Where is Al Gore when you want him to be right? Global Warming is never there when you need it!

2 comments:

jsbh said...

Don't make fun of your 'OS' who IS from the tribe, REALLY:

re your post:
"In winter, I don’t look like I come from the tribe who doesn’t care how they look"

Every night I go to bed thinking, "Tomorrow I WILL do something with my hair ..." and then I get to work, look and the mirror and say, "darn it."

CJ said...

I...can't say that on the blog.