Friday, June 13, 2008

Ading

Ading is better than subtracting, especially when it comes to income. So www.rev2rev.blogspot.com has gone commercial.

I haven’t told Bill Dovany. He doesn’t read this blog, which is why I don’t have to split the profits with him. Truth be known, Bill Dovany is just some guy I met on the Internet. He says he’s incredibly handsome, but when he says “surfer,” I bet he means keyboard rather than surfboard. He tried to visit my house once, but he got lost on MapQuest, so we’ve never actually met.

A prostitute on National Public Radio said that if you didn’t have your own website, you were nobody. So I’ve crawled out from under my rock to participate in this folly of humankind. This is my first website. It’s over a year old now and since August of 2007, it has had a fresh post every Friday for our readers’ weekly delight, or at least something to pass the time until the weekend. The addition of ads is another stage of progression into upright posture presence on the Internet. I’m curious to see what Google will run on this site. Who do they think our demographic is?

Google, of course, is very generous. Despite what their motives may be, right now you are accessing this site free of charge, and with a free Google membership, you can post comments on the posts. Google also hosts the site with no charge to its contributors. And Google gives me a chance to make some money from the site.

There’s an awful lot I’m not allowed to say or I get kicked off Google, which is the modern equivalent to having your white blood cells excommunicated. Besides, the company title says it all: “Go-ogle.”

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