I am all in favor of testicles. They are a gender issue, not a neutered subject. Just because your dogs and cats may go around without any balls doesn’t mean you have to have your truck fixed. Though they may look like man’s attempt to accessorize, to put a ban on truck nuts is to castrate the whole democratic system. By nabbit, you should have the right to keep and bear truck nuts. They are an inalienable expression of: “I have the horse power of a stallion (and I’m leaving you geldings in the carpool)!”
I’m going to put a set of truck nuts on my Jetta. If they’re prohibited, then I’ll get a bumper sticker that says “GO NADS!”
AA In Boston
14 years ago
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I'm posting here b/c I love this commentary - hilarious. One (or more) writers in the Democrat questioned why the Legislature would stick on this topic when schools are failing, children go without healthcare, the state's going to sh*t, etc., but hey, pick an easy target we guess.
Anywho, enough of that bubbling angry feeling :o)
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jenn
Truck nuts - great with hot sauce and beer! Jenn is right. One would hope that the Legislature would have more to be concerned with than "earrings" on vehicles! What about air fresheners? Or hood ornaments? They would have a field day at Art Car in Houston...
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